Eugene Mirman Biografie
Eugene Mirman - 615 Songtexte
- Hello, Credit Card, Fidelity, Kids Say The Darndest Things0
- Seattle, Steakhouse0
- Florida0
- Dog, Dreams Predict The Future, My Own Culture, Jewish0
- Stalking, Bathroom0
- Russian And Atari0
- Teen Wolf, Gay Marriage, Gay Rights0
- Million, Rent A Car, Terminator And Matrix, My Day0
- I'm Nervous, Virginity, People Quoting Stuff They've Read, Not Funny To..., Being Followed0
- Shapes For Sale0
- Skatepunk, Ice Cream Store, Talking Dirty, Protester On The Street, Terrible Prostitute, Nerd0
- Cupid0
- Fleet0
- Special Ed, Ladies?, Grandmother, Religion0
- Pot Ads0
- Mirman0
- Dub Plasma Edit-Face Joke Dance Party Re-Mix (DJ Happy Tits Edit)0
- Fate Chose You0
- Gun0
- Pot0
- Art0
- Backdraft II: Backdraftier0
- Ever Get Drunk And...?, Edinburgh0
- Joking And Lying, Jack In The Box, Extreme Bowling0
- Truth Or Dare, Dogs, Tube Steak Sex Guys0
- Leaning In Chelsea, Born Gay, Gay Brother, Sneezing0
- Movie, Deep-Fried Stuffed Cheeseburger, What Kind Of Animal?, Red Tide, Abortion0
- The Right Stuff0
- Girlfriend, American Airlines, Scientists0
- Grandmother0
- Revolve (The Complete New Testament In The Form Of A Teen Magazine)0
- Swearing In Russian, Immigrating0
- Letters To Nouns0
- Horses Talking, Bathroom Door0
- Coupons For The Audience0
- Driving And Thinking0
- The Goodnight Song0
- Hampshire College0
- Sexpert0
- Special Agent: Eugene Mirman0
- Scotch And Soda0
- Secret0
- Sad Boy0
- Punk0
- Video From The Future0
- Sir Eugene0
- Special Agent: Michael Showalter0
- Hello And Several Jokes On Topics Ranging From Elevators To Goofing Around On A Whale Watch0
- My Gas Got Shut Off - Boo!0
- Vancouver, Detroit, And Bears!0
- Divisive Online Banner Ads0
- America Is Better Than Abortion0
- The Questionable Polls Of Russia Today0
- I Found An iPod0
- The Will To Whatevs Book Tour And An Amazing Boy With Asperger’s0
- Classmates.com0
- Sex, Delta AirLIES, And Videotape: A Three-Part Radio Play Very Based On A True Story0
- My Letter To Delta Airlines, Your Postcard To Delta Airlines0
- Open / Wake Up Call And Two Other Jokes0
- Tea Party Website0
- I Fell Down In London! Oh, And Bought A Phone!0
- Political Chalk, Audition, Bicyclist And Pilates0
- Q&A: Advice For The Audience0
- Sbarro Slogan And Anti-Abortion Billboard (Unrelated)0
- Messages On Napkins At Bars0
- Touring My Set, But First Two Other Jokes0
- Christian Mingle And My Childhood Notebook0
- I Met A Fan Of The Earth0
- My Time Warner Cable Newspaper Ad0
- Jokes With A Theremin!0
- A Guest Shopping At Marshalls0
- I Bought Ads On Facebook!0
- Q&A II: Advice For The Audience0
- Credits0
- The "Eugene!" Pilot Highlight Reel0
- Introduction, A Gift From Derrick0
- Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow0
- Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW0
- Ask A Pastor0
- Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center0
- A Linkedin Profile0
- The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe0
- Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A ‘Zine0
- Contacting Celebrities On Facebook0
- Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH0
- Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods0
- I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage0
- Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable0
- The Body0
- Feet & Legs0
- Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo0
- Heart0
- Throat, Arms & Hands0
- Head0
- Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax0
- Enter The Fuckscape0
- Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner0
- I’m A Dirty Little Foreign Advisor0
- I Thought I Was The Pancake Man0
- You’re A World-Class Pussy-Grifter0
- Introduction0
- Horse0
- Horse Galloping0
- Horse III0
- Duck0
- Duck II0
- Dog0
- Cat0
- Cat Purring0
- Cat Asking For Directions0
- Two Sheep Arguing0
- Mice Making Fried Rice0
- Bear0
- Wolf0
- Fox Embarrassed About His Boner0
- Giraffe Sleeping0
- Turtle0
- Turtle II0
- Chicken Prostitute Haggling0
- Shark0
- Toilet Flushing0
- Blender0
- Automatic Door Opening0
- Doorbell0
- Alarm Clock0
- Frying Pan Sizzle0
- Teapot Whistle0
- Dishwasher Running0
- Telephone Ringing0
- Telephone Falling On The Ground0
- Shower Running0
- Crackling Fire0
- VCR Ejecting A Tape0
- Group Of Businessmen Agreeing0
- Baby Locked In A Dresser0
- Fart0
- Long Fart0
- Fart III0
- Little Girl Crying0
- Man Walking In Boots0
- Screaming Man0
- Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like A Man0
- TV Audience Clapping At Food0
- Drum Circle0
- Rave0
- Last Guy At A Rave0
- Train0
- Steam Engine0
- Neon Sign0
- Motorcycle0
- Scanning An Item0
- Feeling For A Ripe Avocado0
- Jihadist After Seeing About A Boy0
- Jack-In-The-Box0
- Jigsaw Puzzle0
- Fire Truck0
- Video Game0
- Italian Person Eating A Pizza Pie0
- Naturalized Immigrant Doing A Job You Are Unqualified For0
- Abortion Doctor Enjoying A Candy Bar0
- Grand Wizard Can’t Find A Sock0
- Powerful Senator0
- Powerful Senator II0
- Fighter Plane0
- Ambient Noise In An Airplane0
- Airplane Flying0
- Police Siren0
- Police Siren In Europe0
- Police Siren In Belgium0
- Gun Shot0
- Machine Gun0
- .357 Magnum Inside A Watermelon0
- Gays In The Military0
- Thunder0
- Rain0
- Hurricane0
- Blizzard0
- Snowing0
- Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business0
- Computer Downloading A File0
- New Email0
- Traffic0
- Kids Playing In The Park0
- Kids Playing In The Park II0
- Spaceship Flying0
- Spaceship Crashing0
- Going To Warp Speed0
- Alien Supermarket0
- Laser Gunfire0
- Someone Controlling Technology By Waving Their Hands0
- Ronald Reagan Taking A Shower0
- Tacos0
- Fur Coat Getting Fucked By A Bunch Of Cats0
- Tree Falling In A Forest0
- Jewish Person Saying “Oy Vey” Wrong0
- Summertime0
- People Being Diligent At An Ad Agency0
- Helicopters0
- Living Helicopter Complaining0
- Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna0
- Hero Returning From A Budweiser Commercial0
- Elephant Having Trouble0
- One Of Those People On The Street Who Tries To Get Money0
- Telephone Calling A Toaster0
- Grasshopper Asking A Dog A Question0
- Shortwave Radio0
- Two Apples On A Rainy Sunday In The Fall0
- Dentist Having Sex0
- Panda At A Hotel0
- Birth Control Pills Telling A Little Boy Not To Eat Them0
- Cat That Doesn't Mind0
- Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky0
- Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous0
- Old Man’s Penis0
- Dial Tone0
- Museum That Needs To Use The Bathroom0
- Celebrity Agreeing To Take A Selfie0
- Guy Getting A Sweet Beej0
- Fire Hydrant That Doesn’t Want Anyone To Know It’s Anti-Semitic0
- Bellhop Who Got Stung0
- LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi0
- LGBT Newsletter That Loves The Expendables Franchise0
- Sweaty Kid Crying About A Sandwich0
- Too Many Pieces Of Paper0
- Puddle0
- Magic Clown Using His Powers0
- Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion0
- The Number 84 Explaining To The Number 52 That It Is Bigger But Not Better0
- Tape Recorder Being Used Wrong0
- Misogynistic Maple Trees0
- Apple Sauce Being Naughty0
- Safe Word0
- Two Pistols Sitting On A Shelf0
- Cookies Being Arrested0
- Sheep That Is Too Cute To Eat0
- Daughter Reacting To Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World0
- Desk Covered In Hair0
- Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen In Time0
- Boy Who Loves Hammocks0
- Dustpan0
- A Billion Ants Writing A Complaint Letter0
- Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies0
- Yellow Line That Divides Roads0
- Smell Of A Pear0
- Group Of Wealthy Men0
- Confused Child0
- 25 Rats Sleeping0
- Flowers0
- Fishing0
- Boat0
- Mizzenmast0
- Bow0
- Stern0
- Basement0
- Rainbow0
- Telescope Being Defensive0
- Larry King Being Told Important Information0
- Well0
- The Moment A Well-Respected Author Wins The Guinness World Record0
- Salad0
- Little Girl Teasing A Lamp0
- Zoo With Nothing To Lose0
- Racist Stapler0
- Friendship Bracelet0
- Thor’s Hammer, Mjölnir0
- Two Lost Fireflies0
- Humpback Whale0
- Elevator At The Empire State Building0
- Tip Of A Billionaire’s Penis0
- Brand New Pillows Covered In Blood0
- French Kids Picking Apples0
- Huge Pile Of Dirty Shirts0
- Hotel Guest Falling Asleep Frustrated0
- RomneyCare & ObamaCare0
- The Nerve Of Some People0
- Boner School0
- Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died In A Car Accident0
- A BuzzFeed List0
- Two College Kids Subtly Trying To Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged0
- Fox News & MSNBC0
- Amicable Divorce0
- Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom0
- Snacks In Iraq0
- Telecommuting Cat0
- Nano-Horse0
- Hebrew Ray0
- Caldor Binge Drinking0
- Gender Roles On Their Way To A Football Game0
- Details0
- School Teacher Given Permission0
- High School Hockey Team Seeing 20 Years Into The Future0
- Cheese0
- Anna Kendrick Discovering An Underwater City0
- The Czech Republic0
- Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad0
- Hotel Bed That Is Tired0
- Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels0
- Silly Billy Goat Got A Heroin Addiction0
- A Medically Reliable Introduction To Digital Drugs0
- Marijuana0
- PCP0
- Heroin0
- Apple Cider Vinegar0
- MDMA0
- LSD0
- Amoxicillin0
- Peyote0
- Amaretto Sour0
- Oxycodone0
- Crying0
- More Crying0
- Still Crying0
- I Simply Keep Crying0
- Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook0
- Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations0
- Conversational Russian In The Workplace0
- Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings0
- Proper Dinner Conversation For The Educated Guest0
- Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances In Public Spaces0
- Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia0
- Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World Of Academia0
- Polite Ways To Engage People Of High Status0
- Intro To Ringtones0
- Phone Call0
- Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate0
- Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo0
- Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp0
- Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle0
- Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada0
- Phone Is Ringing0
- Friend0
- Love0
- Spicy Fish0
- Mother Calling0
- Father Calling0
- Mother 20
- Father 20
- Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-Da0
- Aaaaaaaa0
- Wife Calling0
- Husband Calling0
- Someone Is Calling0
- Fuckface Calling0
- Acquaintance0
- Unnnnnn0
- Auauauauauauau0
- Wouowowoooouuuooo0
- Whistle Ring0
- Trtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrr0
- Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr0
- Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu0
- Gwreeegwkqreu0
- Hrrruuhrrrunnghruu0
- Hraaaa! Hraavlaa!0
- Luuuuleelaaalalou!!0
- Unnngnhhhnhnhnuua0
- Answer The Phone0
- Pffrrrtttt0
- Susan Sarandon Is Calling0
- Colleague0
- Doodle-Doodle Hoo-Hoo0
- Hey!0
- Waffles0
- Fuckbuddy0
- Piano Cleaner0
- Bryan0
- Cream Cheese0
- Rabbi0
- Priest0
- I Can't Answer The Phone0
- Intro To Outgoing Voicemail Messages0
- Dr. Fart0
- Sarah0
- Social Anxiety0
- The Sizzle-Maker0
- Mittens0
- Kate0
- No Answer0
- Debbie0
- Andrew0
- Phil Donahue0
- Kaitlin0
- Old Man0
- Steve0
- Lucy0
- Judy0
- Megan0
- Leave Your Name0
- Kim0
- Tim0
- Miguel0
- Sebastian0
- Penicillin Dong0
- Thong McHacky-Sack0
- Matt0
- Katie0
- Confident Balls0
- Robert0
- Mr. Shitface0
- Pile Of Sneakers0
- Pasta Nasty0
- Crème Fresh Jackson0
- I Can’t Answer The Phone0
- Flitchy Woo-Woo0
- Slick Motherfucker0
- Sleepy Horse0
- Can’t Come To Phone0
- Dawn0
- I Am A Doctor0
- Nick0
- Poodle0
- Hello, Mr. Cunt0
- Standard Greeting 10
- Standard Greeting 20
- Standard Greeting 30
- Standard Greeting 40
- Standard Greeting 50
- Standard Greeting 60
- Standard Greeting 70
- I Can’t Answer The Phone (But I Want To)0
- Please Take Off Your Shoes0
- Don Draper Has The Flu0
- Moons Over Your Hammy0
- It’s Not A Slumber Party Without Thor0
- Now My Back Hurts0
- Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up0
- Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin0
- Oops0
- Sneaking Around The Zoo0
- Goodnight, Buddy0
- Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry0
- Faxed To The Wrong Number0
- Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing0
- 1960’s Street Fight0
- Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh… Thanks0
- You Can Call Me Al (Not Song)0
- Don’t Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep A Secret0
- The Best Misunderstanding0
- Whoa… Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel0
- Kindhearted Fireman0
- Let’s Put Our Intellectual Property Debate On Hold0
- Happy Valentine’s Day, Mr. And Mrs. President0
- Ice Cream Hearts Melting In The Love-Sun0
- Offal For Lunch, Woo-Hoo For Dinner0
- Goofballs Having Silly Fun0
- The Jackal Never Misses!0
- Land-Grabber’s Cousin Has Nice Upstairs0
- Mrs. Thunder / Mr. 80% Chance Of Rain0
- Don’t Mind If I Do…0
- Round One Goes To Princess-Rump0
- Happy And Stuffed0
- Just Another Guns N’ Roses Brunch0
- Pleasant Surprise At Sleepaway Camp0
- Handsome Old Man Has A Tummy Ache0
- Have We Met?0
- No, Please… After You0
- Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD… Actually, Keep It0
- Tollbooth Attendant Is Open-Minded0
- 88% On Rotten Tomatoes0
- Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy0
- Two Rascals Showing Off0
- 48 And Flexible0
- That Was Worth It0
- Bandits Helping Around The House0
- Army Buddies Going Big-Ball Bowling0
- I’m The Autodidact Of Amour0
- Oh, My Wife Knows0
- That Was The Best FTP I Ever Uploaded0
- The Healing Heart / Mother-In-Law0
- Just Two Doves At A Sweat Party0
- We Get Five Weeks’ Vacation In Holland0
- Young Man Is An Excellent Executive Administrative Assistant0
- Two Adults In A Small Space0
- Dude, We’re On The 5 O’Clock News0
- Www.thepleasuresallmine.gov0
- I Don’t Have The Hiccups Anymore0
- Thank You For Allowing Me Access To Your Oven0
- These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies!0
- Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful0
- I Could Sure Use A Glass Of Water Now0
- The Kindness Of Strangers0
- We’re Registered At Bed, Bath & Behind0
- IT Department Doesn’t Have A Care In The World0
- Brassy, Bald And Ejaculating0
- I Voted For McCain In 20000
- New Car Smell, Old Car Feel0
- Paul Can Really Push Good0
- Stay In My Guest Room As Long As You Want0
- David And Joshua Mutual Pleasure Exchange0
- Doin’ The Flip-A-Doo0
- Anti-Vaxxer “Saxophone” Relaxer0
- Germaphobe Does Not Mind0
- Very Sleepy Man Delivers On Promise0
- Fourscore And Seven Years Of Happy-Happy0
- Fart Walrus0
- French Woman Enjoying A Danish0
- No Shirt, No Shoes - Service0
- With Or Without You (Preferably With)0
- Shouts And Murmurs0
- Pilates Are Invigorating0
- I'll Take A Look At The Dessert Menu0
- The Last Rock Star0
- It's Noon Somewhere0
- My Bar Mitzvah Was Ten Years Ago0
- Community Bookstore Meet-Up Gone Good0
- Love Clean Up, Aisle One0
- Found Your Thing Using MapQuest0
- Divorced MILF At A Used Record Store0
- This Cheesecake Is Divine0
- Jam Session0
- Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want To)0
- Even Better Than An Associate Degree0
- I Went To School In The Boston Area0
- Happiness Is A Warm Dong0
- Square Hole, Triangle Peg, Plus Another Square Hole0
- Call Me Dr. Stardust0
- Now That's How A Puppy Should Sneeze0
- Fun Times Inside A Grain Elevator0
- Operation Cooch-Toot0
- Preggo!0
- My Parents Won't Be Home For A Year And Five Days0
- Sure, In There Is Fine0
- The Official Webcam Of Yugoslavia0
- Last Entry Is At Three, But You Can Stay Til Six(!)0
- We Were Just Talking About You0
- Bridesmaid Cutting Loose At The Governor Bradford0
- Sophisticated?0
- We Deserve A Michelin Star0
- Mr. Mamet Showing Off His Special Forces0
- Soup Dumplings, Squish-Squish0
- How Very Hemmingway Of You0
- Drinking Straight Out Of Lust’s Milk Carton0
- Amateur Anthropologist Makes Important Observation0
- Senior Year Hebrew School Mischief0
- I Wonder If This Was Allowed In Prussia?0
- Pretty Fun Night In Merrill C3 Short0
- Should We Take The Bridge Or The Tunnel?0
- Dirty Boulevard0
- Is The Love-Falcon Available For Birthdays?0
- Portland, ME Is Cool… But Really Weird0
- The Wish-Maker Will See You Now0
- Head Of Development Instructing Rugged Hiker0
- The Shenanigans You Requested0
- What Gusto!0
- Please Don’t Make This About Harold Pinter (Again)0
- Wet Hot Americano0
- A Gentleman Never Reveals His Source0
- Glad The Town Approved Your Slurping Permit0
- A Mime Betrayed, A Mime Forgiven0
- Too Soon?0
- Please Be Quiet Or You’ll Wake Up My Titties0
- Never You Mind That0
- She Got A Real Candy Apple Poot-Hooter0
- Dolph Lundgren At That Top Of His Game0
- Mustachioed Man Has Patience, Diligence0
- Two Gigolos, One Office Manager0
- Secretary Of State Is Not Off-Putting0
- It Took Another Man’s Wife To Make This Boy A Man0
- Nothing Goes To Waste0
- My Mouse Is Thankful For Your Mouse0
- Make Yourself At Home0
- Meet Me By The Condom Machine0
- I Feel Like I’ve Known You For Hours0
- Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out0
- Fire Your Dentist!0
- Postwar Japan Is Well-Understood By These Two0
- Gene Simmons Crying In A Pile Of Shit0
- I’m The Only Lady Who Could Pull Excalibur Outta There0
- Rooting For Truffles, Miami Style0
- Businessman Has Ding-Dong Like Rocket Ship0
- Sally’s In Charge0
- Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons0
- The Turkish Parliament Has Approved This “Carrot-Man”0
- It’s Raining Dan0
- It’s Like Apples And Oranges (Fucking)0
- College Is Exactly What I Was Hoping It’d Be0
- Mentally Ill Farmer Is Finally Getting Help0
- A Swedish Couple Enjoying Hearty Vegetables0
- Vulnerable Oligarch Vulnerably Sexting0
- Best Friends / Next Level0
- Tooth Fairy Is Quite Real0
- Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt Understanding0
- A Textbook Case Of Level-12 Pleasure0
- So Glad That Was You Behind Me0
- An Astoundingly Honest And Fun Salesman0
- Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife And Some Dude0
- Martha Washington? Mmmm Hmmmm0
- Crammin’ For The Jam Exam0
- I’m Glad We Waited Til Dusk0
- You Are As Powerful And Detail-Oriented As A River, Sir0
- Just A Couple Of Lucky Special Ed Teachers0
- You’re Like John Adams Times 1.5!0
- Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer0
- I Guess We’ll Need A New Kitchen0
- Guilty Catholics Have To Marry Each Other0
- They Call Me The “You’re Welcome Man”0
- Let’s Get Your Mind Off Of The Dust Bowl0
- So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse0
- File Under “The Rolling Stones”0
- No Need To Explain Your Clean Aqueduct0
- My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles0
- Two-State Solution With Benefits0
- My Skill Set Qualifies Me For This Position0
- Can’t Tell If This Is Sex Or Hockey0
- Have The Report On My Dick In The Morning0
- So This Is Medicaid?0
- Mature Cougar Is Addicted To Beej Pie0
- Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready For Fatherhood0
- Sure, You Can Use The Cat Door0
- No Senator, I Already Have Two0
- PTA Meeting Is Full Of Joy And Wonder0
- Oh Peter, Thank You For The Yard Work0
- A Real Whodunnit!0
- Horace’s Compromise0
- Plutocrats Got Feelings Too0
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