Blender Songtext / Lyric

My ladies, please come closer, my name is Random Tox.

I have the great honor and pleasure to present to you Turnex

The son of Durex, the blender for the next milennium.

This is a revolution for your kitchen.

Smashed potatos, sliced tomatos, apple juice, blueberry, raspberry, cherries and peaches in a fraction of a second!

Turnex, the son of Durex

The only blender which can be turned into the most powerful vacuum cleaner!



Blenders for sale

And I am selling to girls

They always know who I am, what I do

She gave me no wink

Just a smile of her hips

And a sip of my glass

And let's go






She looked in my eyes

No need for this ride

She's a queen

She's Christine

I'm her slave



With a smile of her hips

She was changing my life

We are heading downtown in her car

Her ride is too smooth

No line (light?) for a stop

My blenders are flying too far



She looked in my eyes

No mate (not made) for this ride

She's Christine

She's sixteen

I'm her slave



She is calling me Jake

She keeps me awake

Oh boy I was ready to go