Billy Crystal Songtext / Lyric

Trailer parks on fireBilly been cookin' up somethin'If you need a biscuit, come on thenBilly has got it jumpin'
Get it from a pro, get it for the lowGet you some blow, get it for the noseGet it for the show, get it for the hoes
Four wheeler cranked upGas tank on the ATVIs full of that crank butBilly got pills from A to Z
So whaddya think bud?Billy won't go below 5022's are dangerousDrink a finger with the nugget rings
Pow, take one from the needleHow you feelin' now?Purple moons and lucky charmsYeah, that's the sound
But veins turnin' brownBut his fame is so profoundHis name is like a nounThey goin' Billy now
Billy's on the corner with the crystal methYeah and he ain't slowin' down, slowin' downBilly's on the corner with the crystal methGo Billy, crystal meth
Ay, oh, ay, ohOh, ay, oh
Hello junkie and hello momma tooHello to my P.O.Deuce up to the boys in blue
Billy got brass balls20 pounds on the catwalkLSD and adderalAnd LCD's on the wall
He's watchin' every moveHigh-tech redneckRun up on him if ya want toI bet, really, come on
It might be dark in the woodsBut the lights are onThe money's countedAnd if the price is wrong
Well, then Billy will get themGremlins like SpielbergHe'll take your house downOff of them pillars
And take your mom to sizzlerAnd feed her chicken liverThat's cold blooded loveBilly's a killer
Billy's on the corner with the crystal methYeah and he ain't slowin' down, slowin' downBilly's on the corner with the crystal methGo Billy, crystal meth
Ay, oh, ay, ohOh, ay, oh
4:30 in the a.m.Billy ain't slept for daysGotta keep up with the profitGotta keep up with the craze
It's a heavy shadeGotta walk through the mazeDown where the sun don't shineAnd the pine trees sway
And when the wind blewAnd the cradle fellDown come baby BillyAnd up come an able male
Momma stayed at workDaddy stayed in jailHey, that's a full deckBut ya gotta play with what your dealt
So Billy dealt the jokerPut the sheriff in a chokerHe drank himself soberAnd pissed at a super soaker
And he wet 'em all upAnd left his snow yellowThat's hard lifeBoy for the ellow
Billy's on the corner with the crystal methYeah and he ain't slowin' down, slowin' downBilly's on the corner with the crystal methGo Billy, crystal meth
Ay, oh, ay, ohOh, ay, oh