My Dick Is So Large! Songtext / Lyric

* if you go direct to track 15 the "parental advisory" is skipped

(it was recorded in the backspace before the track)






[Damage + Spin 4th]

Yes yes as we draw this album to it's close Mr. Spin 4th

Yes yes Mr. Damage

There's just one thing that really bothers me

Yes and I think I know what it is Mr. Damage

Yo yo we we got this little sticker thing goin on

on the front of our album and uhh we don't really feel

that uhh we should be just hindered by such a thing

So uhh, because it's not the type of group that we are yaknahwhatmsayin?

So uhh, why don't we do a little somethin

just just so that this sticker will mean somethin

So this next bonus cut is goin out to all you boys and girl umm

who are over 18 and have the ability to purchase this album

Thanks a lot for purchasing it, it's a bonus for you OK?

This is just for the people over 18

Because of you know, the sticker and everything

Yeah

And uhh, we're gonna do it a little somethin like this

DROP IT!



[real intro]

Motherfucker!

Yeah make sure like the beat is, kinda like, even with our.

Hey yo, mesafromone, say what?

Make sure the beat is like even with our vocals

I said mefremalemusaywhat?

It's rollin? Aight here it come, yo yo yo here it come



*beat starts*



Yo, yo, yo, yo

YO! Yo man, yo man

Check it out



My dick is so large, my dick is so large!

I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

My dick is so large, my dick is so large!

I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!



[Jingle Bel]

Yes my dick, is longer than an Amtrak, train!

Runnin, from here, to Maine!

Nonstop - I rock rock and I shock

My dick is so big, that you can call the cops

You can call the National Guard, the Army and the Navy

But yo yo yo baby, my dick is really big

It's long, it's longer, it's longest, it's biggest

It's me, I even beat beat up the Jolly Green Giant with it

Cause his shit was smaller

I was standin off the edge of a bridge

and it was hangin in the water! GOD DAMN MY DICK IS LARGE!

It's large, it's large, my shit is fuckin large!



My dick is so large, my dick is so large!

I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

My dick is so large, my dick is so large!

I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!



[Spin 4th]

Ohhhhh my God, look at it comin, it's like a train

Oh no, what am I gonna do, oh shit

I gotta spread my legs for that big shit

It's like a wet wood, goin up ya real good

Oh my balls are big as a hill

You know you wanna stand on top of em and chill

like if you were some?, but your ass is not

My dick is so large at cha, you ride it like a stretcher

So come on baby, get on top

And Daddy Daddy, Daddy do what he's got to do

Let me stick it up in ya

Hard. LARGE!



Because my dick is so large, my dick is so large!

I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

My dick is so large, my dick is so large!

I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!



*babbling nonsense*

LARGE!

*babbling nonsense*

LARGE!

*babbling nonsense*

GOD DAMN IT'S LARGE!

*babbling nonsense*

LARGE!

*babbling nonsense*

LARGE!

*babbling nonsense*

. LARGE!



[Jingle Bel]

My dick is so large, my dick is so large!

I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

My dick is so large, my dick is so large!

I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!



Now when you look up at the stars in the sky

It's really, the dandruff from my nuts, so fuck it

I got the rhymes and my rhymes are dope

My rhymes are so dope that you couldn't even hope

on my dick, my dick is like a telephone pole

Pole but it's bigger than that DAMN!

It's so big that you wouldn't believe if you saw it

You had to read it twice

You had to look at it three times and then watch it on TV

It don't even rhyme, but some don't believe me

My dick is so fuckin big, it's almost ridiculous

What the man say? He's large, ackinickulous

Even - God looked at me and said,

"Son, I blessed you very well, and you can go to Hell"

I pissed out the fires of Hell, so there you have it

My dick is so large that NOBODY CAN GRAB IT!



My dick is so large, my dick is so large!

I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large!

(Yo how large is it?)

My dick is so large. they get the point man

Damn, my dick is so large



*babbling nonsense*

LARGE!

*babbling nonsense*

LARGE!

*babbling nonsense*

LARGE!



[Damage]

I look up into the night

This is my left ball, the moon is on my right

If I got a dick you know it's gonna grow all night

Strifin and strifin like if you were a strike

on top of an Ampex two inch tape

I got the rhymes, and you know I can't complain

about my fuckin dick, it's so large it's a light pole

Or maybe like a microphone let it dangle dangle dangle

down your leg, then it's gonna climb and climb

into your dread, the dread go on top into your head

Now open that mouth wide bitch

Let me stick it in you so you know you're gonna twitch

What's that big bulge, comin out the back

of your fuckin neck, I think I'm goin for the crack

Bend right over, let me do like Rover

I'm gonna show ya, why they call me D'Ranged the Damage

Cause my dick is so large, my dick is so large

I can't even fuckin believe my dick gets so large

My dick is so large, my dick is so large

I can't even fuckin believe my dick is so large



Fade the music out, fade the music out man

Yo, fade the music out, fade the music out

Yo. yo hold up man, hold up

My dick is so large. the end is.

You have to. give a moment of silence to that motherfucker