Sgt. Rock ( Is Going To Help Me ) Songtext / Lyric

Hey, rock, rock

Hey, rock, rock

Hey, rock, rock

Hey, rock, rock



I'm enlisting, overseas aid

Need assisting, help with a maid

Get the expert, on mademoiselles

He could diffuse, any bombshell



If I could only be tough like him

Then I could win

My own small battle of the sexes



And Sgt. Rock is going to help me

Make the girl mine keep her stood in line

And Sgt. Rock is going to help me

Make the girl mine keep her stood in line

And make the girl mine, wave the victory sign






Hey, rock, rock

Hey, rock, rock

Hey, rock, rock

Hey, rock, rock



I'm invading territories

Girls are foreign and strange to me

Get the expert at kissing and stuff

He stays easy when things get rough



If I could only be tough like him

Then I could win

My own small battle of the sexes



And Sgt. Rock is going to help me

Make the girl mine keep her stood in line

And Sgt. Rock is going to help me

Make the girl mine keep her stood in line

And make the girl mine, wave the victory sign



Sometimes relationships don't go as planned

Some girls can make themselves so cold

A no mans land



If I could only be tough like him

Then I could win

My own small battle of the sexes



And Sgt. Rock is going to help me

Make the girl mine keep her stood in line

And Sgt. Rock is going to help me

Make the girl mine keep her stood in line



And Sgt. Rock is going to help me

Make the girl mine keep her stood in line

And Sgt. Rock is going to help me

Make the girl mine keep her stood in line

Make the girl mine, wave the victory sign



Hey, rock, rock

Hey, rock, rock

Hey, rock, rock

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