Then She Bit Me Songtext / Lyric

Ladies and Gentlemen you are about to enter The Twilight Zone

I was in a club one Friday
A lovely lady comes walking my way
She walked up and she said hello
I said hi my name's Joe

I was lyin' so was she
She said her name was Donne but her shirt said Marie
She said you get to know me you'll never forget me
I said why then she bit me

Ouch that didn't hurt
Kinda ?? but she ripped my shirt
She poisoned me I went to sleep
I woke up at her house in the back of a jeep

A Blazer '89
Tinted windows I wish it was mine
Oh it is but where are my keys
There they are in the ignition

I'm at her house it's a teepee
No it's a cabin
No a skyscraper
No it's an igloo
A shack
Forget it I'll go around back

It's a castle with a moat
How I get across
boat
Shew I hate that sound

I went inside look right look lef
There she is oh no that's Jeff
He's invisible
I went downstairs
It's a loft
No it's a dungeon

There she is doing aerobics
No yoga
No that's karate
"you kill my teacher"
but what a body

No he wasn't there
I'm tellin' you I saw him
No really I saw him

He was playing checkers
No Nintendo
Okay I'm lyin'

There she is watchin' TV
All My Children
No that's Cosby
No Speed Racer
Shaft
No that's Kimba
My fault; the TV's off

There she is what a doll
No that's Chucky from Child's Play
I kiss her and she told me this is home
I've entered the dimension called the Twilight Zone

Where anything can happen

I'm rough like sandpaper hard like algebra
You should be glad that I was nice and I allowed ya
To step onstage to kick your rhymes off
I tried to be nice but you mistook that for softness

Now it's over the hell with your opinion
What I say goes from now on this is my dominion
I dare any rapper to step onstage
Cause if you do you'll feel the force of my rage
I'm on a rampage

Psych just kiddin'
Jeff wanted to do that but I didn'
I thought that it would make the record dumb
I guess I wasn't wrong

Mary had a little lamb
Her fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
So did Humpty Dumpty

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
Hickory dickory dock

Got to use the bathroom now
Psych
I was drafted