The Haunted House Of Rock Songtext / Lyric

Welcome to the place where all the creatures meet



The last building to your left on a dead-end street.

Youll find skeleton bones outside on the pavement



And torture chambers down in the basement.

Cobwebs hangin' over your head



And music bein' played by the grateful dead.

And spinnin' on the turntables back to back



Is no other than my main man wolfman Jack.

The M. C. of the night rappin' to the tunes



Is the creature from the black lagoon.

There's a sign on the door that can't be missed



It reads 'Enter

but at your own risk'



'Cause people been reported goin' in the haunted house



But never again seen comin' out.

You ask me if it's true

Ill leave it up to you



Here's an invite

I hope I see you tonight.






We sent out invitations for weeks and weeks



We invited in all kinds of creeps



Like Dr. Jeykl and Mr. Hyke

the Adams family and the monster five



The invisible man

where could he be? We know he got inside the party free.

One of these days they're gonna catch him red-handed



If not for sneakin' in free

for being a booty bandit.

The bartender was cute

but kinda hairy



And Dracula was killin' those Bloody Marys.

He got drunk as a skunk

and started trouble all night



But everybody knew his bark was worse than his bite.

It was the only place for you to be



The first 200 witches in the party were free.

And all was well until the clock struck 12



Everybody jumped up and started raisin' hell.



They were screaming'

they were breakin'

they were foaming at the mouth



Just minor side effects of the haunted house.

You'll have haunted dreams in your sleep



You'll be tossin' and turnin' to the funky beat.

Frankenstein was there with some crazy little chick



I think she said her name was 'Voodoo an a stick'.

She had a big fat head and a skinny body



I couldn't be caught with her alone

let alone at a party.

Egor was there with the monster crew

I seen everybody there except you.

Why didn't you come

weren't yau prepared



Or could it be that you were scared



It's just not fair that you couldn't be there



Because you really missed a lot and I'm tellin' you



We really brought the place down at the haunted house of rock.