I Whipped Spiderman's Ass Songtext / Lyric

Spiderman thought he was bad

He was screwin' my date up

He was botherin' my girlfriend

He tried to cut her out of seventy dollars



I whipped Spiderman's ass

I whipped Spiderman's ass

I whipped Spiderman's ass

I whipped Spiderman's ass



Spiderman messed with my girlfriend

Spiderman wrapped his arms around her

With my bedroom door closed






Suddenly, I opened the bedroom door

On Spiderman's sneaky ass

I caught him kissing my girlfriend

And beat him to a pulp with a rubber hose



I whipped Spiderman's ass

I whipped Spiderman's ass

I whipped Spiderman's ass

I whipped Spiderman's ass



Spiderman beat the hell out of me

He whirled me and knocked me to the floor

I tore out his world and threw him against the radiator

Spiderman was being such a stupid jerk



I whipped Spiderman's ass

I whipped Spiderman's ass

I whipped Spiderman's ass

I whipped Spiderman's ass



Rock over London

Rock on, Chicago

Napa, it's the parts store