Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony Songtext / Lyric

Mister, would you please help my pony?

He's over there behind the tree

He's down in the dirt would you help him?

I think it's his lung



Mister, would you please help my pony?

He's chewing bark and not the leaves

He's crying like a baby, would you help him?

I think it's his lung



Mister, would you please help my pony?

He's down and he ain't getting up

He coughed up snot in the driveway

And I think his lung's fucked up






Pony

Pony

Pony



Mister would you please help my pony?

I think it's his lung



Mister, would you please help my pony?

He's over there lookin at me

He can't talk because he's a pony

I think it's his lung



Mister, would you please help my pony?

He's over there behind the tree

He's down in the dirt would you help him?

I think it's his lung