Boing Songtext / Lyric

It is as smooth as a mutilated shit on a shingle at dawn

Rip rip rip van Winkle he can shit on a shingle at dawn

Would you like to do a boing boing boing boing?



She's a fun-lovin' woman and I'd love to see her wiggle

She's a rooty-toot kid with a piggy in the middle

She'd like to do a boing boing boing boing?



Oh yeah -- oh yeah -- oh yeah -- ohhhhhh yeah