Buried By Christmas Songtext / Lyric

Merry Christmas ho, ho, ho
I’ll be six feet under the snow
Jingle bells along the way
I’m a dead motherfucker and I’m counting my days
I’ve been too naughty, I’ve forgot to be nice
I guess violence is my vice
So check your list Santa and check it twice
I’m a dead motherfucker all right

I’ll be buried by Christmas
I’ll be buried by Christmas
I’ll be buried by Christmas
I’ll be buried by Christmas
I’ll be buried by Christmas
I’ll be buried by Christmas
I’ll be buried by Christmas
I’ll be buried by Christmas
Yeah, yeah

All I want for Christmas is a custom fit casket
With black velvet interior…
Oh yeah, and a bucket of chicken

Seasons beatings and a jolly farewell
By Christmas Eve I’ll be rotting so well
In a one horse open sleigh
Straight to hell laughing all the way
I’ve been too naughty, I’ve forgot to be nice
I guess violence is my vice
So check your list Santa and check it twice
I’m a dead motherfucker all right

I’ll be buried by Christmas
I’ll be buried by Christmas
I’ll be buried by Christmas
I’ll be buried by Christmas
I’ll be buried by Christmas
I’ll be buried by Christmas
I’ll be buried by Christmas
I’ll be buried by Christmas
Yeah, yeah

Santa if you’re out there
And if you can here me
Your fat ass better have me a freshly dug grave

I’ll be buried by Christmas
I’ll be buried by Christmas
I’ll be buried by Christmas
I’ll be buried by Christmas
I’ll be buried by Christmas
I’ll be buried by Christmas
I’ll be buried by Christmas
I’ll be buried by Christmas
Yeah, yeah