Worst Friend Songtext / Lyric

You got one friend who's a flight attendant

You got one friend who likes speed

You got one friend who always wants

To smoke inside of your house

You got one friend who secretly likes

To get peed on sexually



You got one friend who is, oh, so natural

And got one friend we all call the retard

You got one friend fighting cancer

You got one friend who I bet right now

Is barking out in the yard



But I'm the worst friend in the world

I'm the worst friend in the world

When you are down, I'm nowhere to be found

I'm the worst friend in the world






You got one friend who's in Iraq

You got one friend who dresses like little bo peep

You got one friend who is in prison

You got one friend who's really

Really in defeat, sexually



You got one friend who could be a competitive eater

You got one friend who's one of those bad movie buffs

You got one friend who touched you inappropriately

And one friend who you are pining to touch



But I'm the worst friend in the world

I'm the worst friend in the world

When you are down, I'm nowhere to be found

I'm the worst friend in the world



You got one friend who's Emic Arthur fellow

You got one friend who a widower

You got one friend who claims to have taken

A dump in the White House

You got one friend who just gave birth to twins



You got one friend who goes to the gym

At least twice a day

And one friend recovered from severe burns



You got one friend who rubbed his penis

On TV's actual 'Wheel of Fortune'

And one friend who y'all ain't

Y'all ain't even on speaking terms