Maiden Songtext / Lyric

Dogs are barking, birds are chirping

The only thing better if I was squirting

But there's no one here to love on me today



For the maiden's on holiday

For the maiden's on holiday



I'm a sorry, sorry knight in a horrible castle

Hoping to avoid certain societal hassles

And I know what they say, but I ain't made of clay






For the maiden's on holiday

Yeah, the maiden's on holiday



I ain't nothing but chivalrous

Ain't never been nothing nasty between us

She knows where she stands on the heart of a broken man



She's gonna be bad no matter what

So I might as well go on ahead and act like a butt

Any ol' way, yeah, I'm still gonna pay



For the maiden's on holiday

Yeah, the maiden's on holiday