Stop Jockin Me Songtext / Lyric

Hello

Hey, hey woman, where was you at last night?

Ahh, yeah

Right about now we're gonna get into somethin' real smooth

This is the story about a man and a woman

The man tried to kick, the woman fronts

He gets large, now she wants

Let's look in on the story as this man's tellin' this girl, about herself

Yeah

See girl, you look stupid now

And I gotta tell you somethin' straight in your face

You played yourself like a big-time toy from Mattel

Tryin' to flaunt the little bit of what you got

Why don't you go on over there and let him diss you again?

See your girlfriend's laughin' and lookin' at me at the same time

But right now I'm gettin' ready to wash my hands

And get all the dirt off, yeah

Back in the days, see you never had the time

To come to my house, and let me tell you that I rhyme

You always made excuses, such as

"I'm sleepin' right now, call me back," no never mind

'Cuz you and your friends are very hard to find

Lisa, Pamela, Angela, Renee

The girls who shoplift, and steal everyday

Lookin' for Benz's, food and a hamburger

Just to connive and rob a brother for cheese

That ain't right, girl, in your fantasy world

I call you once, you never dialed back

Twice, you never dialed back

Saturday morning, live, I'm on Soul Train

Talkin' to Don Cornelius

Saturday night, my phone rings

Saturday night, I won't answer

Saturday night, my phone rings again

Saturday night, I don't answer

Finally, I cold screened the call, hello?

"Hello? Hey Keith, it's me, baby, I miss you

Where you been at all this time? Whatchu been doin'?

Hey, you think we can hang out tonight?

Y'know, we really gotta talk

You still workin' in the grocery store?" Please

Stop jockin' me, girl

Stop jockin me, girl

(You're jockin me, baby)

Stop jockin me girl

(Slow down, you're clockin' me, baby)

Stop jockin me, girl

(You're jockin me, baby)

Stop jockin me, girl

(Yeah, you're jockin me, baby)

Ha ha ha hah

Here we have the same scenario, but different people

We have a young man who's been followed by a secret admirer

She too once fronted on the rap

Let's look in on his story and see what happens

Uh, uh, baby, you know what? You really need to check yourself

Yo, I find this is sad, that here we are in the 20th century

And y'know you still practicin' these primitive tactics

Y'know jockin a brother when he gets large

Check yourself, baby

Let me step over here and do my thing like this

Yo, B-boy comrades, this girl she keeps jockin me

Regardless what I say, she's constantly clockin' me

Houndin' me like a pest, callin' like she's obsessed

I tell her she'll never get me but she'll never let

The situation rest for a day or two

We're goin' on tour, Trev said, "I'll bet she'll follow you"

And boy, was he right, I know you're probably wonderin'

This girl like a groupie followed me into London

Show for show, state to state, night after night

Hotel to hotel, and even the airports

She tried to play me close

Now could you believe, she tried to play high-post

At one time, before I made a record

She wasn't sure it was me, so then, she had to check it

She turned on the video, show on the TV

She couldn't believe it was me on the big screen

Performin' the hit, yeah, the record was kickin' brother

From that day on, the girl, tried to smother me

Like a blanket, but I wasn't havin' it

I wasn't a grocery, and she wasn't baggin' it

So I took my time, looked her in the eye

And said, "Stop jockin me, girl"

Stop jockin me, girl, you're daily jockin me

(You're jockin me, baby)

Stop jockin me girl, ahh girl, you're a hooker

(You're jockin me, baby)

Stop jockin me, girl, girl, I can't, get with you

(You're jockin me, baby)

Stop jockin me, girl

(You're jockin me, baby)

Said won't ya get away from me

So there you have it, typical situation of jockin

First you fronted, now you want it

For all you girlies thinkin' about jockin' somebody

I suggest you don't do it, or you will get dissed

Peace out