Things I Don't Remember Songtext / Lyric

Things I don't remember

How'd the hell'd we get here?

How'd the hell did we get here?



Things I don't remember

Dressed-up alligators

How'd the hell'd we get here?






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There was dressed-up alligator

There was cum on the piano

Disco-dancing neighbors

Who were born in mashed potatoes

Caught with our pants down

Hidin' in the dog house

Figured out what we're good for

You're the sailor and I'm the port

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We undressed for the tailor

His skin was lightly salted

Opened up a can of loud-mouth-malted

High fives in your eyes

Push the gas and now I'm kissing your thighs

Looking for a purpose

How the hell'd we get here?

There were things I don't remember

There was messed-up alligator

There were endless conversations

No ones mouths were really moving

All them dumpsters overflowing

All my might wanna fail intentions



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Figured out what I'm good for

Makin' anything look better

How the hell could I blame her?

Even then I was a sailor

There were jokes that never land

Every hand was tipped in some beautiful sand

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There was undressed for the tailor

There are jokes that couldn't land

There were disco-dancing neighbors

They were born in mashed potatoes

There was no tell motel



There were things I don't remember

Dressed-up alligator

How'd the hell'd we get here?

How'd the hell'd we get here?