Academy Songtext / Lyric

A nowhere nobel actor is on the shelf

No one catches on so full of his own wealth

He made his grave

When he came to tinsel town

Bathed himself all week

Emergency speech






A star is torn on a paper screen

The legend robbed diggin' for the green

Get yourself remade

You better change your name

Your waiting tables for the academy



Talkin' to myself down on market street

Funny I was the only one listening

The parasites that come to tinsel town

If you ain't suckin' up

your just a bum downtown



Your waiting tables

The Academy