Who the f... is Alice? Songtext / Lyric

Sally called when she
got the word,
She said I suppose
you've heard about
Alice
Well I rushed to the
window, well I looked
outside
I could hardly believe my eyes,
As a big limousine rolled up into
Alice's drive

Refrain1:
Don't know why she's leaving or
where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons but I
just don't want to know
'Cos for twenty-four years I've been
living next door to Alice

{Alice? who the fuck is Alice?}

Refrain2:
Twenty-four years just waiting for
the chance to tell her how I feel
And maybe get a second glance,
now I've got to get used to not
living next door to Alice

{Alice, who the fuck is Alice}

We grew up together two kids in the
park
We carved our initials deep into the
bark, me and Alice
Now she walks through the door
with her head held high
Just for a moment, I caught her eye,
A big limousine pulled slowly out out of Alice's drive

(Come on)

Refrain1

Refrain2

Sally called back and she asked how
I felt,
And she said, hey I know how to
help,
Get over Alice
She said, now Alice is gone, but I'm
still here
You know I've been waiting for
twenty-four years
and the big limousine disappeared

Refrain1

Refrain2

Now I'll never get used to not living
next door to Alice