The Trial Songtext / Lyric

Good morning, Worm, your Honor

The Crown will plainly show

The prisoner who now stands before you

Was caught red-handed showing feelings



Showing feelings of an almost human nature

This will not do

Call the schoolmaster



I always said he'd come to no good

In the end, your Honor

If they'd let me have my way

I could have flayed him into shape



But my hands were tied

The bleeding hearts and artists

Let him get away with murder

Let me hammer him today



Crazy toys in the attic

I am crazy truly gone fishing

They must have taken my marbles away

Crazy toys in the attic, he is crazy






Call the defendant's wife

You little shit, you're in it now

I hope they throw away the key

You should've talked to me more often than you did



But, no, you had to go your own way

Have you broken any homes up lately?

Just five minutes, Worm, your Honor

Him and me alone



Babe, come to Mother, baby

Let me hold you in my arms

M'Lord, I never wanted him to get in any trouble

Why'd he ever have to leave me?

Worm, your Honor, let me take him home



Crazy, over the rainbow

I am crazy bars in the window

There must have been a door

There in the wall when I came in

Crazy over the rainbow, he is crazy



The evidence before the court is incontrovertible

There's no need for the jury to retire

In all the years of judging I have never heard before

Of someone more deserving the full penalty of law



The way you made 'em suffer

Your exquisite wife and mother

Fills me with the urge to defecate



Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear

I sentence you to be exposed before your peers

Tear down the wall

Tear down the wall, tear down the wall



Tear down the wall, tear down the wall

Tear down the wall, tear down the wall

Tear down the wall, tear down the wall

Tear down the wall, tear down the wall



Tear down the wall, tear down the wall

Tear down the wall, tear down the wall

Tear down the wall, tear down the wall

Tear down the wall, tear down the wall



Tear down the wall, tear down the wall

Tear down the wall, tear down the wall