The Pros And Cons Of Hitch Hiking Songtext / Lyric

An angel on a Harley

Pulls across to greet a fellow rolling stone

Puts his bike up on its stand

Leans back and then extends

A scarred and greasy hand, he said



Hells Angel: "How ya doin bro?...where ya been?...where ya goin?"

Then he takes your hand

In some strange Californian handshake

And breaks the bone



Angels Moll: "Have a nice day"



A housewife from Encino

Whose husbend's on the golf course

With his book of rules

Breaks and makes a 'U' and idles back

To take a second look at you



You flex your rod

Fish takes the hook

Sweet vodka and tobacco in her breath

Another number in your little black book






These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking

These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking

Oh babe, I must be dreaming



I was standing on the leading edge

The Eastern seaboard spread before my eyes

"Jump" said Yoko Ono

"I'm too scared and too good looking" I cried



"Go on," she says

"Why don't you give it a try?

Why prolong the agony

All men must die"



Do you remember Dick Tracy?

Do you remember Shane?

Joey:"And mother wants you"

Could you see him selling tickets

Where the buzzard circles over

Joey:"Shane"

The body on the plain



Did you understand the music Yoko

Or was it all in vain?

Joey:"Shane!"

The bitch said something mystical "Herro"

So I stepped back on the curb again, wooh



These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking

These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking

Oh babe, I must be dreaming again



These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking

These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking

These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking

These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking

These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking