The Money Shuffle Songtext / Lyric

I love kittens and little babies

Can't you see that's the guy I am?

And your money is so safe with me

You never met such an honest man



Glossies on my office wall

The rich and famous, I know them all



Come on and do the money shuffle

I've got you right there where I want you

Come on and do the money shuffle

Can't find your money if you want to



Stock market going through the roof now

So rich I'll never add it up now

I've got your savings here somewhere



Here at Warbrook and Jones it's all tradition

We never pimp and we don't hustle

If you'll just bend over a little

I think you'll feel my financial muscle



Spread it wide, wide as you can

To get the full benefit of my plan






I said, come on and do the money shuffle

I've got you right there where I want you

Come on and do the money shuffle

Can't find your money if you want to



My God, the market's in a free fall

I'll save my arse and skip the country

Wish I knew the hell what I was doing



This year, think I'll skip Monte

One tires of the same old social scene

With all the problems in the world today

They'll notice if my bonus is obscene



Spread it wide, wide as you can

To get the full benefit of my plan



I said, come on and do the money shuffle

I've got you right there where I want you

Come on and do the money shuffle

Can't find your money if you want to



Stock market going through the roof now

So rich I'll never add it up now

I've got your savings here somewhere



Come on and do the money shuffle

Come on and do the money shuffle

Come on and do the money shuffle