Fully Qualified To Be Your Man Songtext / Lyric

I don't want to be your friend anymore

You've got fifty friends knocking at your door

Life is short, so please understand

I'm fully qualified to be your man



You know zoology is up my street

And your anatomy is far from discreet

I'm good and ready for my entrance exam

I'm fully qualified to be your man






I've been studying your every need

I've got statistics that'll make you plead

I'll put my thesis right in your hand

I'm fully qualified to be your man



Maroon room, perfumes of Araby

Sineads in braids in shades of Carnaby



Now there's diplomas you can get in the mail

And there's diplomas you can get in jail

But I'm a genius at being your fan

I'm fully qualified to be your man



Crystal balls and shawls and lava lamps

I'm a counter culture vulture, don't put the damps on me



Now you're my favorite subject or two

I've been really boning up on you

Let me know when it's safe to land

I'm fully qualified to be your man