Crushed Under The Weight Of The Enormous Bullshit Songtext / Lyric

I can still remember

When I first heard the riff

That opens 'Nevermind' up

My neck-hairs stood up stiff



And since those first discoveries

I've tried to recreate

The feeling I had back then

But nothing sounds that great



So please give me an album

That I love straight away

That I don't have to grow in to

After constant play



See, I buy a lot of records

And take most of them back

'Cos I feel that disappointment

After just one track






And I can't move on...



Last band stole my heart

Was Every Time I Die

I loved every second

But now three years gone by



When I heard 'Worship and Tribute'

I thought my dreams come true

Listening to most other bands

It seems they all did too



All this eighties indie

Sounds like shit to me

'Cos I don't like Joy Division

I don't like Morrissey

Or their new impersonators

Kings of MTV

Suckling at the teat

Of the fucking NME



And I can't move on...