Human Of The Year Songtext / Lyric

Hello, hello

Calling a Karl Projektorinski to the front

Of the cathedral, you have won

Dear sir

May I congratulate you first?

Oh, what an honor



Human!

Human of the year!

You've won!

Human!

Human of the year!

You've won!



Why are you so scared?

You stand there shaking in your pew

The icons are whispering to you

They're just old men

Like on the benches in the park

Except their balding spots are

Glistening with gold






Human!

Human of the year!

You've won!

Human!

Human of the year!

You've won!

Won

On

On

You have won!



Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Hallelujah



Outside the cars are beepin'

Out a song just in your honor

And though they do not know it

All mankind are now your brothers



And thus the cathedral had spoken

Wishing well to all us sinners

And, with a sigh, grew silent

Till next year's big human winner



Outside the cars are beepin'

Out a song just in your honor

And though they do not know it

All mankind are now your brothers

All mankind are now your brothers



Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Hallelujah



Hello, hello

Calling a Karl Projektorinski to the front

Of the cathedral

You have won!