Daniel Cowman Songtext / Lyric

On the day that Daniel Cowman stopped existing

The world should have ended right then and there

Precisely 4: 15, when he stopped existing

The world should have ended

How could it go on?

How could it go on?

How could it go on?



Well, I don't exist

I don't exist

I don't exist

I don't exist

I don't exist

I don't exist

I don't exist

I don't exist






So now that we've got that straight

Does it mean that I can fly?

Does it mean I that I can go do whatever I want?

Now that we've got that clear

And you know that I'm not here

Does it mean that I can go do whatever I please?



The premature ejaculation of his death sentence

Hit Daniel in the face like a big round spitball, hwk-pfff

And everything got hazy in the courtroom

And then he stood up and then he sat back down

Another two times in a row

And everything got real slow

Like a gunshot in the movies

And he remembered

Heroin Boy walking through the door

Bouncing off the walls and the floor

Taking off his belt

Taking off his pants

Filling up the bathtub

Getting ready to go in for a swim



Singing, I don't exist

I don't exist

I don't exist

I don't exist

I don't exist

I don't exist

I don't exist

I don't exist

I don't exist

I don't exist



So now that we've got that straight

Does it mean that I can fly?

Does it mean that I can go do whatever I want?

Now that we've got that clear

And you know that I'm not here

Does it mean that I can go do whatever I please?

And he start remembering and remembering and remembering and remembering and remembering...



The Heroin Boy

He walked through the door

And he was screaming

And everybody was like, what's you screaming as if it's the end of the world?

And he was like, well it is.

And I was sittin' in the corner with my pants down

And I was sure someone next door was blowin' up balloons

And they was red and orange



And there was this one lady at the bar

And she was trying to buy gin

And there was this other lady at the bar

And she was trying to sell gin

And it worked out good for the boths of them



And Heroin Boy

Started takin' off his belt

Started takin' off his pants

Started takin' off his shoes

Filling up the bathtub

Gettin' ready to go in for a swim

And I says nooo

You're gonna drooown

He says nooo

I can't drown

Simply because...

Shhhh.



A man destined to hang

Can never drown

A man destined to hang

Can never drown

A man destined to hang

Can never, ever drown

A man destined to drown

Can never burn

A man destined to drown

Can never burn

A man destined to drown

Can never, ever burn

A man destined to fry

Can never, ever, ever

A man destined to fry

Can never, ever, ever

A man destined to fry

Can never, ever, ever die

In any other way

But frying

Lucky that I'm dying

By hanging

And not drowning



So now that we've got that straight

Can't I just be left alone?

I want to take a fuckin' bath.