Bernaise Songtext / Lyric

Bernaise

All I ever needed was some huggin' and some kissin'
My baby doesn't see it, I can't make my baby listen
Maybe it's his over-educated disposition.

'Cause I'm the kinda girl that needs some physical attention
I'm lookin' for a romance, I'm looking for affection
Isntead I got a PhD in good intentions!

Does he love me does he not?
I can't tell.
Makes me wanna holler
Makes me wanna scream and yell

(chorus)
DADDY!!! what's a steak without bernaise?
Champagne without the fizz may as well be lemonade
With no sugar in your coffee, no french in your fry
Even the potatoes start wonderin' why
You didn't turn the heat up, baby when you had a chance
Baby when you had a chance

I never thought I'd find myself in such a situation
Instead of fighting passes off I'm stuck in conversation
With a man who clearly needs a written invitation.

So I gaze into his eyes and wonder if he dances
It's not that I am shallow but c'mon, what are the chances?
For a romance with a man who will not make advances?

Does he love me does he not?
I can't tell.
Makes me wanna holler
Makes me wanna scream and yell

(chorus)
DADDY!!! what's a steak without bernaise?
Champagne without the fizz may as well be lemonade
With no sugar in your coffee, no french in your fry
Even the potatoes start wonderin' why
You didn't turn the heat up, baby when you had a chance
Baby when you had a chance

Hey daddy!! what's a steak without bernaise?
And if you don't like sugar baby how can we make creme brulee
Without the French, what's a fry--
Even a potato would start to cry
You shoulda turned the heat up baby when you had a chance--
You shoulda turned the heat up baby when you had a chance.