Fuck The Homeless Songtext / Lyric

I was drivin' down the street, when I stopped at the intersection. Some goddamn homeless fuckin' faggot came up and said he'd wash my windows for a buck twenty-five. I said, "Fuck you you homeless bitch I don't need my windows washed! You ain't gettin no booze money from this straight up country bizzach!" So I reversed my car, hit the truck behind me, but I ran over the fuckin' homeless bitch. I killed him, I killed him. His blood was on my tires, gray matter spurted all over the sidewalk. Then the cops came, they shot me in the face and I died at the hospital. My family loved me but they didn't care that I killed the homeless man.

*Mitch Solo*

Fuck the homeless! What what what? Fuck the homeless! Fuck the who? Fuck the homeless! Fuck the homeless, fuck the homeless. Nobody gives a damn about them they're poor lil' sons of bitches. Fuck em' fuck em' fuck em' fuck em' fuck em' fuck em' fuck em' fuck em'!!! Fuck the homeless, the stupid sons of bitches. I hate them all, I hope they die, I'll fuckin' run them over. Shoot them in the face with a gun, shotgun, splatter everywhere.

*Gun Noises*

Fuck the homeless, ha ha....

And when I went to heaven and I met God. He said, "Why did you kill all my children that were homeless?" And I said, "Fuck you Christ you homeless lovin' son of a bitch!"

*Pause For Effect*

So, what did Christ say? He said, "Fuck you..." no.... I said to Christ, "Fuck you you homeless lovin' son of a bitch! I fuckin' hate you! I hope you die! I hope all the homeless on Earth die! Because I don't wanna be a fuckin' angel, I wanna be a hell spawn Satan demon!" So Christ said to me, "Your will shall be done my child." And he cast me down upon the Earth in the form of a homeless bartender. And I worked as a barber for fifty years until I died of malnutrition. And that's why.... I say...... Fuck the homeless! Nobody gives a damn about the homeless. Fuck them stupid bitches, the faggots and the hoes. The faggots or the hoes. The hoe faggots that have ass holes ten inches wide! (Oscar holes!) Fit both fists inside! Chikka chikka Slim Shady!