Remodel (Mike Holmes) Songtext / Lyric

Remodel it all

And back again

Remodel it all

And back again

Remodel and model

We're going art nouveau

It's changing all the time

Because it needs to go



Remodel it all

And back again

Remodel it all

And back again

Remodel and model

We're going art nouveau

It's changing all the time

Because it needs to go






Mirrors on walls

And portraits pimping a cause

Feng shui in living rooms

Or washrooms

Not hot to trot



Like reinventing the wheel

This is just how I feel

Like changing everything

Remodel and model

And back again



Outdoor shower, indoor bath

Heated floors, let me do math

Bath carpet made of mink

Can't put a price on my double sink



Double sink, new countertop

Once you start, you just can't stop

Less is more, X marks the spot

Yes, I know Scandinavian is hot



Remodel it all

And back again

Remodel it all

And back again

Remodel and model

We're going art nouveau

It's changing all the time

Because it needs to go



Remodel it all

And back again

Remodel it all

And back again

Remodel and model

We're going art nouveau

It's changing all the time

Because it needs to go



I don't know where I'm going

I'm just trying to figure it out

Should I leave my cupboards woodgrain

Or paint them white?

Should I be using pastels or

Be painting stuff bright?

This project's got me going crazy

Can someone shed me some light?



Light fixtures in my mind

Home and garden in my thoughts

Clip-on floors and butcher blocks

Terracota flowerpots

You need your backsplash kitchen tiles

Or else kitchen is wack

Checkerboard Parisien floors

If you're into using black



Remodel it all

And back again

Remodel it all

And back again

Remodel and model

We're going art nouveau

It's changing all the time

Because it needs to go



Remodel it all

And back again

Remodel it all

And back again

Remodel and model

We're going art nouveau

It's changing all the time

Because it needs to go



I'm out with the old

But I'm not in with the new

I wanna change my bathroom

'Cause I'm sick of the view

I got a lamp on my patio

Alone in the back

I can't decide if it's purple

Or a new shade of black

Paint



So many whites to choose from

So many whites to choose from

Gonna make my mind

Everything gonna be fine

All I gotta do is pick one

Ain't no big deal

Like the mahogany feel

Melamine's fake wood

But that shit feels real



Remodel it all

And back again

Remodel it all

And back again

Remodel and model

We're going art nouveau

It's changing all the time

Because it needs to go



Tear it down

I'm rebulding a wall

With fresh paint

Tear it down

We could redo it all

With fresh paint



Refurbish, refinish

And flip it

All for a profit

'Cause it's the way of the now

I can't remember the how

I wanna different life

But not a different life

It's just new

Something better than old

Unless it's nice



Victorian Gothic

Like Gotham City is boring

But we can save it with paint

It's like the shrine of a saint

That's just wrong



Mike Holmes!