A Souvenir Of London Songtext / Lyric

Bought a souvenir in London
got to hide it from my mum.
Can`t declare it at the customs,
but I`ll have to take it home.
Tried to keep it confidential,
but the news is leakign out.
Got a souvenir of London.
There`s a lot of it about.

Yes I`ve found a bit of London,
and I`d like to lose it quick.
Got to show it to my doctor,
`cos it isn`t going to shrink.
Want to keep it confidential,
but the truth is leaking out.
Got a souvenir of London.
There`s a lot of it about