A Rum Tale Songtext / Lyric

She`s fuddled my fany
She`s muddled me good.
I`ve taken to drinking,
And given up food.
I`m buying an island
Somewhere in the sun.
I`ll hide from natives
Live only on rum.

I`m selling my memoirs.
I`m writing it down.
If no-one will pay me
I`ll burn down the town.
I`ll rent out an aircraft
And print on the sky
If God likes my story
Them maybe he`ll buy.

I`m buying a tciket
For places unknown.
It`s only a one-way
I`m not coming home.
She`s swallowed my secrets,
And taken my name.
To follow my footsteps
and knobble my lame.