Un-United Kingdom Songtext / Lyric

V1:

Rule Britannia? The bitch's scammed ya
No smiling union jacks
My friends I want my money back. But what about the system?
I think no-one would miss them
Brain-dead corpses in the house of lords
We could all learn a thing or two from guy Fawkes

Chorus:

Cos this is not the united kingdom
No this is not the united kingdom
This is not the united kingdom
This is not the uk.

V2:

Rule Britannia?
What's she ever done for me?
Stuck a nail in the coffin of my national pride
And made the tourists hate me

This green and emerald isle?
800 miles of bile
High rise, car parks, ash tray dirt?
We could still learn a thing or two from guy Fawkes
Chorus:

Rule Britannia
'cos England never, never will be saved (ha ha)

V3:

Rule Britannia?
Our first national scam.
Watches starving children on her TV screen
While she's shacked up with her uncle Sam.