Master Of Ceremonies Songtext / Lyric

Good evening, good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Earl's Court;

My name is Gary Yudman, and we are going to have a great show this evening!

The band is backstage, and will be ready to go in just a few minutes...

Before the show begins, the house management would like to ask just a few things:

First, please, no fireworks; and please, no flash cameras; and, any audio or



Video equipment found being used may be confiscated; so please save yourself

a lot of hassle.

Well, I think the band is about ready to go now! No, no, not quite yet... at this time

I would like to point out, upon conclusion of the show...



(drowned out by music)