Shoplifting Clothes (Unreleased) Songtext / Lyric

Simon-Walcott



Vampires

Din Din Din Din

Shopliftin clothes

Din Din Din Din

Shopliftin clothes

Din Din Din Din Din Din

Well I believe it's that time of year when I shop for clothes.

Well I believe it's that time of year when I shop for clothes.

Tells you how far your hard earned money goes.



Clerk #1

Come on in, boys. Get yourself a better view. Have a look around. See if anything appeals to you. We got a sale right now.



Clerk #2

You buy one, you get two.



Clerk #1

Just look at the way that fabric drapes your legs. Now imagine that in a size 6 and a 12 inch leg. Women see you coming, they'll get down on their knees and beg!






Vampires

Well I believe it's that time of year when I shop for clothes.

Well I believe it's that time of year when I shop for clothes.

Tells you how far your hard earned money goes.



Clerk #2

We're featuring the Ivy League look. It's conservative

Clerk #1

But cool.

Clerk #2

Yes and with the proper V collar - woah! - Now you're breaking all the rules! How about a shark skin suit? Shines just like a jewel.



Clerk #1

If it's a hat you require, let me show you one of our stingy brims. Here, check yourself out in the mirror. This shipment just come in.

Clerk #2

Man, that hat is you!

Clerk #1

That hat is him.



Clerk #2

Oh, sorry my man, but the cape is not for sale. I've got a shipment coming in any day now, via the air mail. Yes, this item is going to be very fashionable, come the fall.



Vampires

Well I believe it's that time of year when I shop for clothes.

Well I believe it's that time of year when I shop for clothes.

Tells you how far your hard earned money goes.