Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey Songtext / Lyric

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert

We're so sorry if we caused you any pain

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert

But there's no one left at home, and I believe I'm gonna rain



We're so sorry, but we haven't heard a thing all day

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert

But if anything should happen, we'll be sure to give a ring



We're so sorry, Uncle Albert

But we haven't done a bloody thing all day

We're so sorry, Uncle Albert

But the kettle's on the boil, and we're so easily called away



[(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)]



Hands across the water, water

Heads across the sky

Hands across the water, water

Heads across the sky






Admiral Halsey notified me

He had to have a berth or he couldn't get to sea

I had another look and I had a cup of tea

And butter pie

(A butter pie?)

The butter wouldn't melt, so I put it in a pie



Hands across the water, water

Heads across the sky

Hands across the water, water

Heads across the sky



Live a little, be a gypsy

Get around (Get around)

Get your feet up off the ground

Live a little, get around



Live a little, be a gypsy

Get around (Get around)

Get your feet up off the ground

Live a little, get around



Hands across the water, water

Heads across the sky

Hands across the water, water

Heads across the sky