Some Of My Best Friends Songtext / Lyric

I can't believe you (Or I can't believe my ears)*

Did I just hear you ask: What's up with all these queers

You should watch your mouth

This is not the south

And - You never know who'll over hear

Some of my best friends

Are those guys who make you sick

Some of my best friends

Like to suck a little dick

So what if they do

Its not your point of view

So - One of my best friends won't be you

I may not be gay

But I know this much is true

I'd rather fuck an asshole

Than be one just like you

This is not a threat

Or at least not yet

You better watch your ass

Around straight people too

Some of my best friends

Are those guys who make you sick

Some of my best friends

Like to suck a little dick

So what if they do

Its not your point of view

So - One of my best friends won't be you

[Guitar Break:]

Some of my best friends

Some of my best best friends

Some of my best friends

Some of my best best friends

Some of my best friends

Some of my best best friends

Some of my best friends

Some of my best best friends