*Cocksucker Club Songtext / Lyric

He's thought about it for a long, long time

About being attracted to his own kind

He's ready to take those fantasies

And make them into something real

He'll finally do all the things he's been dreaming of

He's joining the cocksucker club



To not have to pretend he was drunk

When he seduced his roommate on his bunk

He might be bi, he might be gay

But he knows he's finally ready to say

Some of the things he's constantly thinking of

By joining the cocksucker club



So lick, lick, lick, suck, suck, suck

Unroll the condoms and fuck, fuck, fuck

Down on your knees, giving good head

Do it on your parent's queen-size bed






In high school he spent hundreds of hours

Fantasizing 'bout boys in the showers

Phillip was hung and Rick was thick

And Daniel had a most outstanding dick

But Eric was the one with extra yardage to love

By joining the cocksucker club



So lick, lick, lick, slurp, slurp, slurp

Do it 'fore your jaw starts to hurt

The taste and feel of a dick that's new

is a fun activity to pursue



He's thought about it for a long, long time

About being attracted to his own kind

He's finally facing what it means

When another boy causes a lump in your jeans

Taking the clutch, going down for love

He's joining the cocksucker club

He's ready for the cocksucker club

He's a member of the cocksucker club