At The Mall Songtext / Lyric

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)



At the mall is where i wanna be

A place where they have everything i need

I love way their fountains always pour

And the way that they get trees to grow indoors



At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)



You could see a movie right next door

There used to be one screen, now there's 24

No X-rated, NC-17 (aww, you're boring!)

The mall is nothing, if not safe and clean



At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)



At the mall there's no gay bars or porn

A place where polyesters have been worn

I hope i find an easy parking spot

Where i might be forced to walk 2 blocks






At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)



(instrumental)



At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)



Teenage girls hang out and look for males

When they get bored, they head in for the sales

Power-walkers get their exercise

And diet pills to shrink their thunder thighs



At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)



At the mall they don't sell drugs or booze

But there's 50 different places to buy shoes

One man plays the CDs that i bought

Cos anything i want and sounds good, he's got



At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)



The jerks inside the mall are rather rude

Retail queens with major attitude

If i'm broke i won't take it too hard

Cos im a smart shopper with five (five!) credit cards



At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

(x 2)



At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)



At the mall it's never hot or cold

24 hours complete climate control

Esculators move from floor to floor

I ride them all day long and don't get bored

(cos i just love it at the mall so much!)



At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)



When i'm hungry the mall is where i fit

To eat the food and hot dogs on a stick

Some folks might say the mall is rather bland

But the food court gives us food from many lands



At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)



In the mens room you'll glory holes

But be careful of the hairy trolls

Free sex can be so rad

One time i sucked off my best friend's dad



At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

(x2)



At the mall it's always safe at night

Flourescent lights for ever burning bright

It's so well lit, i know i won't get robbed

My dream is some day i'll get a job...



At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)



Every town as far as i can see

Stocked on every corner built for me

America is standing proud and tall

Cos now the whole goddamn country is a mall



At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

At the mall, At the mall (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)

(x 2)