Masturbations Songtext / Lyric

It´s one of this days
I call them boring days
And so I don´t know what to do
I turn the TV on and I see...
SHIT!
Oh my god that is to much
And before I lost my nerve
I try to bring me down
And start to masturbate

Masturbations never lost it´s fun
For masturbations you don´t need anyone
And you don´t need anybody else
So I try it again yeah!

And let me tell you one thing
It´s o.k. to masturbate seven days a week