Tracheotomy Peashooter Songtext / Lyric

Chicken bone - in my neck

I can't breathe - what the heck

Butter knife impales my throat

Through the slit - I start to choke

Plastic straw - held with gum

EMERGENCY TRACHEOTOMY

Has been done



Waiting for the ambulance

I get bored and start to play

I take the peas from my plate

Load the straw and fire away



Waiting for the ambulance

I get bored and start to play

Emergency - Tracheotomy

Can be fun - you better run






Waiting for the ambulance

I get bored and start to play

I take the peas from my plate

Load the straw and fire away

Shooting people in their eyes

Is so much fun, the pain subsides

Launching peas from my neck

Blinds the waitress who drops the check



Waiting for - the ambulance

I get bored and start to play

Emergency Tracheotomy

Can be fun - you better run - you better run



Waiting for - the ambulance

I get bored and start to play

I take the peas from my plate

Load the straw and fire away

It's so much fun the pain subsides

Launching peas from neck

Blinds the waitress who drops the check



Chicken bone - in my neck

I can't breathe - what the heck

Butter knife - impales my throat

Through the slit - I start to choke

Plastic straw - held with gum

Emergency - Tracheotomy

Has been fun