Introducing Me Songtext / Lyric

I'm, I'm good at wasting time,
I think lyrics need to rhyme,
And your not asking,
But I'm tryin' to grow a mustache. I eat cheese,
But only on pizza, Please,
And sometimes on a homemade casadea,
Otherwise it smells like feet to me. And I,
I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail,
And I love it when you say,
My na-e-a-e-ame.

If you wanna know,
Here it goes,
Gonna tell you theres,
A part of me for show,
If we're close gonna let you see,
Everything,
But Remember that you asked for it.

I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress,
But it's easier to let you take a guess,
Sit the rest,
But you wanna hear what
Lives in my brain, My heart,
Well you asked for it.

For your Perusing,
At times Confusing,
Slightly Amusing,
Introducing Me.

Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do,
Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do,
La Da Da Da, La Da Da Da Da Da Da Da,
Da.

I never,
Trust a dog to watch my food,
And I like to use the word dude,
As a noun, Or an adverb
Or an adjective.

And I, I Never,
Really been into cars,
I like really cool guitars,
And Superheroes,
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em.

I love the sound of violins,
And makin' someone Smi-e-i-e-ile.

If you wanna know,
Here it goes,
Gonna tell you theres,
A part of me for show,
If we're close gonna let you see,
Everything,
But Remember that you asked for it.

I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress,
But it's easier to let you take a guess,
Sit the rest,
But you wanna hear what
Lives in my brain, My heart,
Well you asked for it.

For your Perusing,
At times Confusing,
Possibly Amusing,
Introducing Me.

Well you probably know more than you ever wanted too,
So be careful when you ask next ti-e-i-e-ime.

So...
If you wanna know,
Here it goes,
Gonna tell you theres,
A part of me for show,
If we're close gonna let you see,
Everything,
But Remember that you asked for it.

I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress,
But it's easier to let you take a guess,
Sit the rest,
But you wanna hear what
Lives in my brain, My heart,
Well you asked for it.

For your Perusing,
At times Confusing,
Hopefully Amusing,
Introducing Me.

Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do,
Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do,
Do Do Do Do,
Introducing me...