Horny In A Hearse Songtext / Lyric

I needed something new & fresh to win my baby back

so I bought a 1959 hearse Cadillac

mint condition, fully equipped long shiny and (pitch) black



she's aroused by the power of the V8

I should have bought this car way back this is great

seeing through the eyes of the dead

while my baby gives me...

you know...



Tic Tac Toe Tags,

high heels 'n' latex body bags

no more french maid or naughty nurse

she wanna go for a ride all the time

my ghoulfriend gets horny in a hearse






She's dressed to thrill, my babe's so hot when I pick her up

she checks it out from front to rear bottom to top

oh boy she keeps on going dang she just won't stop



bonfire at camp crystal lake

the trip was long but she sure kept me awake

seeing through the eyes of the dead

while my baby gives me...

you know...



We park by the cemetery that's our "lovers lane"

that might seem bizarre to some, but not to this here dame

bring out the rubber gloves honey I'm ready once again



shallow graves and ghouls gone wild

see me cruising down route 666 with style

seeing through the eyes of the dead

while my baby gives me...

you know...