The Asshole Anthem Songtext / Lyric

{Intro - From Commando Film]

Cooke: "Fuck you asshole!"

Matrix: "Fuck you asshole."

[Hook] [x2] (Ani DiFranco - Used To You)

I'm still here because I got nothing else to do

You're an asshole but I'm getting used to you

I like the fact that you talk incessantly

I got a thing for assholes who tell good stories

That's why I'm singing it

I wanna fuck your asshole and stick a finger in it

Unless you're my fuck buddy

You got your period?

I'll fuck you bloody

Study the tactics of an asshole

It takes practice to mack like this

You're just an average, frustrated chump

Telling her she's beautiful is unsuitable

You're better off calling her a doodie bowl

Negative shit will get you in bed with her quicker

Fuck with her head, women are sick

I might not put any work in

While your jerkin' me off

Suckin', your neck hurtin'

I don't cum quick so I might not squirt for an hour from now

I admit it I'm a jerk

Check my Blackberry while you slurp

Show you no respect cause you're a herpes lurch

So I smack you and choke you into the bed frame

You like the way I keep shit hard & gutter

Cause you're a pussy fart cutter

When you stick your bum out

You make me wanna dumb out

You're the shit that comes out

You want fake D-cups?

Street puppies

A mansion?

Fuck you!

Before she gets half of the math

I'll cut her in half and laugh

Divorce her from her torso

Her private parts in conjunction

I'm trying to fuck skins

I'll teach you the proverbial Holy Grail

Treat ya the way you teach her to teach ya

You always like it rugged[?]

Chugging down buckets of jism

I'll fuck you like a thug in prison

Make you suck it like a slut organism

Got love sick female stalkers

Treat 'em like streetwalkers in public

I want mine, nice thighs, large size tits

There's beautiful women everywhere

At the coffee shop, the office, the gym or the street

Go find her and fuck her

"You're an asshole, man."