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witty banter {
what's this song called chuck?
this song's called "girls are evil"
what's it about?
what's it about - jeez }

three lonely brothers from santa nez
bought themselves some instruments
o, they thought up a name and learned to play
when they the heard the pathetic club songs
they wrote more, possibly 24
but i dunno maybe less

i said they called into their local pretty
girls are mine but they drink shitty
coffe dribbling down my chin
but there i'll find the titty
and tell me what i told you twice
this is shiittty

one named chuck, one named ed
one named todd but he wasnt that bad
because he was the drummer in this great rock n roll band

i know a lot of people thought they're shit
but hey man, what if they get hit?
yeah, that'll put santa nez on the map

well ed he did it lax all over molly's tits
(chuck fucks up and forgets the words)