My Fondest Childhood Memories Songtext / Lyric

When I was 10 I had a live in babysitter, she had a pet kangaroo wore big breasis and feathers. She gave me ice cream every time I screamed and hollered and I loved her till I caught her sexing with my father.

She gonna hurt you daddy never again, she wasn't a friend, so I killed her. She gonna hurt you daddy never again she wasn't a friend, so I killed her.

When I was 13 the plumber stopped by, the house was flooding and no one knew why. Within no time at all he got rid of the water and I was grateful till I caught him plunging my mother.

He gonna hurt you momma never again, he wasn't a friend, so I killed him.He gonna hurt you momma never again, he wasn't a friend, so I killed him. She gonna hurt you daddy never again, she wasn't a friend, so I killed her. She gonna hurt you daddy never again she wasn't a friend, so I killed her.

And I don't feel bad about it. Say what? And I don't feel bad about it. These are my fondest childhood memories. I was just a kid, so they let me go despite the murders that I did - all grown up now as u can see, my parents are still happily married thanks to me.

These are my fondest childhood memories.