Dance Apocalyptic Songtext / Lyric

Dance Apocalyptic (Woo!)

Bands that make her dance apocalyptic now

Bands that make her dance apocalyptic (Woo!)

Bands that make her dance apocalyptic now

Bands that make her dance apocalyptic



You're goin' crazy

The hitmen always find you

Do that dance

Smokin' in the girls' room

Kissin' friends

It's over like a comic book

It's floating in the bathroom stall (Ah!)



You're so freaked out!

Worried 'bout the bomb threats

You bought a house!

But I'm allergic to the house pets

Your credit cards

They bought a new wife

For shiny little lonely men






But I really really wanna thank you

For dancing till the end

You found a way to break up

You're not afraid to break out



But I need to know

If the world says it's time to go

Tell me, will you freak out?

Smash, smash, bang, bang

Don't stop!

Chalanga-langa-lang! (ooh chanlanga-langa-lang)



But I need to know

If the world says it's time to go

Tell me, will you freak out?



Smash, smash, bang, bang

Don't stop!

Chalanga-langa-lang!



Smash, smash, bang, bang

Don't stop!

Chalanga-langa-lang!



You gotta laugh

At the zombie in the front yard

Take a bath

But nothing gets the funk off

You're on tv

Rockin' and a rollin'

Cause the dead just love to rock and roll



Sick and tired

Of food tasting plastic

You want to cry

But they grew up without a real kitchen

Asking why

The pain is always equal

But the joy just never spreads around?

(Uh uh, uh uh!)



But I really really wanna thank you

For dancing till the end

You found a way to break up

You're not afraid to break out



But I need to know

If the world says it's time to go

Tell me, will you freak out?



Smash, smash, bang, bang

Don't stop!

Chalanga-langa-lang!



But I need to know

If the world says it's time to go

Tell me, will you freak out?



Smash, smash, bang, bang

Don't stop!

Chalanga-langa-lang!



Smash, smash, bang, bang

Don't stop!

Chalanga-langa-lang!



You're goin' crazy

The hitmen always find you

Do that dance

Smokin' in the girls' room

Kissin' friends

Keep a rocking and a rolling

Cause the dead just love to rock and roll



So freaked out!

Worried 'bout the bomb threats

You bought a house!

But I'm allergic to the house pets

Credit cards, workin 9 to 5

And just to make enough to pay your rent



But I really really wanna thank you

For dancing till the end

You found a way to break up

You're not afraid to break out



But I need to know

If the world says it's time to go

Tell me, will you freak out?



Smash, smash, bang, bang

Don't stop!

Chalanga-langa-lang! (oh baby, baby!)



But I need to know

If the world says it's time to go

Tell me, will you freak out?



Smash, smash, bang, bang

Don't stop!

Chalanga-langa-lang!



Smash, smash, bang, bang

Don't stop!

Chalanga-langa-lang!



Look at you!

You're just like a little old earthquake

Break it! Break It!

You got to break it!

Ain't no order in this court room



Smash, smash, bang, bang (you all going to jail)

Don't stop!

Chalanga-langa-lang!



What's the matter?

Your chicken taste like pork?

You have triplets instead of twins?

Does your food taste plastic?

Grandaddy, I think I wanna dance.