Paris Songtext / Lyric

Oh Paris when will I bother
With your promised charm
Have coffee au lait
Somewhere up the Champs Elysees
All those Parisiens on the metro
Don't gimme gimme gimme
That they're all hetro
This is gay Paris
Anybody anybody want to marry
A Galoise romancer
Or do the can can, be a dancer
Michelle my belle, reading Elle
Stick on chic and spray on smell
You can have some fun today
Escargots and Beaujolais
Ooh la la la..
Oh Paris I love your chocolate
And your tall thin trees
In small squares in the springtime
Oh Paris I love you so much
Make a painting of you
And if you don't like it
Stick it up your Pompidou
Chinese girl with the plum hair
My heart leapt a kilometre
When I saw your bald dog
I thought it was a pig on elastic
It's so fantastic
What you see, in gay Paris!
Ooh la la la..