Sixteen Saltines Songtext / Lyric

Sixteen Saltines Songtext
Ooh She's got stickers on her locker
and the boys' numbers there in magic marker
I'm hungry and the hunger will linger
I eat sixteen saltine crackers then I lick my fingers Well, every morning I deliver the news
black hat, white shoes, and I'm red all over
she's got a pink mailbox that she puts out front
garbage in
garbage out
she's getting what she wants

Who's jealous ? Who's jealous ? Who's jealous ? Who's jealous of who ?
if I get busy then I couldn't care less what you do
but when I'm by myself, I think of nothing else
than if a boy just might be getting through and touching you

Spike heels make a hole in a life boat
drifting away when I'm talking and laughing as we float
I hear her whistle, that's how I know she's home
lipstick, eyelash, broken mirror, broken home

Force fed
forced meds
'til I drop dead
you can’t defeat her, when you meet her you’ll get what I said
the Lord knows there's a method to her madness
but the Lord's joke is a boat in a sea of sadness

She doesn't know but when she's gone I sit and drink her perfume
and I'm sure she's drinking too
But why, where and what for and who ?
and I'm solo rowing on one side of the boat
looking up, throwing up, a lifesaver down my throat

Woo

Who's jealous ? Who's jealous ? Who's jealous ? Who's jealous of who ?
Who's jealous ? Who's jealous ? Who's jealous ? Who's jealous of who ?
Who's jealous ? Who's jealous ? Who's jealous ? Who's jealous of who ?