Reality TV Songtext / Lyric

I'm having trouble at the crib

I'm going at it with my baby mother where I live

While the soldiers bleed, the economy recede

And all she want to watch is reality TV

Well for us real life is

Strange Love

Some behaviour, I couldn't figure the flavour

Dropped out of Charm School when she fell in love with New York

And love money

That's what I'm not made of

I bought a membership to the Celebrity Fit Club

To see if I could stand a real chance with this love

It don't make sense, the way she try to turn me G through to Gent

Don't need tough love don't get it mixed up

I was one of them Wildboyz

Shootin for Sizemore

She was a little live jawn watching The Osbournes

The Best Week Ever had her goin for broke like Eddie Griffin

Danny Bonaduce

, but no he never listened

When I drop a Super Sweet 16

Daydreamin of becoming Miss Rap Supreme

Or maybe Making a Band

but bring your guns out

Move out like Daddy's Girls

Run's House

But that's against all odds

Pick apart this mic, come try to

Pimp Your Ride

Real as Real Housewives of Atlanta

Yeah it's real outside

And it's like an episode of College Hill outside

for the love of the payday

Or for the love of trying to have a baby for Ray J

The most modest model on Project Runway

She wanna be Kimora livin Life in the Fab Lane

And change her last name, and sine Gotti's Way was passing

She watched Salt N Pepa and Celeb Rehab day

That's all she talk about at the cafe

I swear to God it drove me to

drink about a half a carafe

My head's so spinning

I'm so through with women

the Real World

And Kim Kardashian, moms and Bruce Jenner

3 6 Mafia show

Jerry Springer

Scott Baio, 46 and Knocked Up

The First 48

Locked Up

Nanny 911

I'm Trading Spouses

Extreme Makeover

she rearranged the couches

Now she keep changing outfits

I'm about to get a Doctor Phil to do something about this

The house not fresh, she not Top Chef

Viva la Bam

, she tell me not yet

Watching Cribs lookin at shit she never gon' get

America's best dance move

she tryin to do the step

'Bout to do her like Beyonce and tell her to the left

Truth be told, she's bout to television me to death