Welcome To Thy Show Songtext / Lyric

Well hello boys and girls come on in see the show

It's the mystical magical great Dark Carnival

Don't bother looking for parking get rid of it

It ain't like you ever coming back you fuckin idiot

The Carnival emerges only when you about to die

and right now motherfucker you about dead in the sky

So come and put your soul up on the Murder-Go-Round

and we'll strap you down and spin you into oblivion

I got a spike for you neck with my ninja blowgun

because I be the Juggalada Don Dada Lada Shogun

I swings my sword down and split you in two

before you even fall I bitch smack both of you

Welcome to our Carnival's 50, 000 Juggalos

freaks and weirdos and killers at our shows

I'm just glad we down with 'em hate to be y'all

And have a Juggalo shatter my skull for the Carnival






Welcome to the show

Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival

Welcome to the show

because BITCH BOW YOU DEAD

Welcome to the show

Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival

Welcome to the show

because you DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD



Welcome to my exhibit I be the Shaggs

sit back and enjoy relax your nipples and nut bags

It's only Juggalos here you know what we about

swingin hatchets Faygo and our dick in your mouth

So they call us a circus we except the role

We been sayin that it's comin for like 10 years or so

and everywhere that we go from Alaska to Spain

I'm seein Juggalos dancin in the Faygo rain

Some of those at our shows feel a Carnival high

I seen them jump from the stage and float off into the sky

They ain't never coming back their Carnival has been found

and all we can do is dream about it smoking 'em down

I got love for dead people and I hope to die

I got neden waitin on me up in Shangri-La

But if you really wanna hear the fuckin devil's exhibit

the shit is called HELL'S PIT run out and get it



Ugh bitch

The Juggalos said



When it's your time death is near

step right up on over here

Games prizes shows and rides

it's that carnival paradise



And fuck the fuck outta you if you don't like it



When it's your time death is near

step right up on over here

Games prizes shows and rides

it's that carnival paradise