I Fucked A Cop Songtext / Lyric

I was starving so I walked to the doughnut shop

Cause that would hit the spot

I ordered two french crullers and a crispy cream

Then I heard someone order the same as me

I turned around to look and we connected eyes

She was a cop, I tell no lies

At first I was terrified indeed

Cause in my bag was a pound of weed

But she just smiled, I smiled back

And then she asked me where I'm sitting at

And could she join me, and then it clicked

This bitch is on my dick

We ate together, talked and giggled

My dick was harder than a pickle

My heart was beating like crazy fast

Non-stop, I'm about to fuck this cop






I fucked a cop, I fucked a cop (hey!)

Who can say that they fucked a cop (hey!)

All I gotta do is call 9-1-1 (hey!)

And I get some neden son (hey!)

I fucked a cop, I fucked a cop (hey!)

Who can say that they fucked a cop (hey!)

She don't arrest me or beat my head in

Nah kid I just tap the neden



That night she picked me up in the squad car

The whole time my meat was hard

Plus I didn't have to ride in the back

I sat up front next to the gun rack

She pulled cars over as my heart raced

And I put the spotlight in they face

One kid had meth in his car and got arrested

As we drove to jail I got molested

She jacked me off and I almost nutted

As the kid locked up in the back head-butted

The glass, I took her mace and sprayed the guy

And we both laughed as he started to cry

I was having stupid oodles of fun

When she took him in, I played with her gun

I'm telling you now I couldn't wait to hit it

The officer biscuit I was dying to split it



She came back out, we tongue kissed and jetted

And as she drove I fingered the neden

She had a bush like the one in my front yard

Plus my hand stunk, my dick was still hard

She said we have to raid a drug dealers home

I asked if I could help and she said "Come on!"

We rolled to the house with four more units

Look at that I'm starting to sound like the bitch

They broke the door down, we ran inside

I found the money and dope and now they're mine

Finally her long ass shift was over

She took me home and she had a Doberman

Pinscher dog who didn't like me at all

She put him away and then she called me

Into her bedroom and we finally fucked

That's why I'm the man though, the neden sucked



Police talking on radio

(hey!)