One Of These Days Songtext / Lyric

One of these days,
I'm gonna be happy.
One of these days,
I'm gonna piss all over myself laughing.
One of these days,
I'm gonna get the punchline.
One of these days,
I'm gonna be happy.
Until thta day I'm gonna bitch,
and moan,
and groan,
and...
Hold the phone! I'm not done.
Where's everybody going?
What the fuck?
This shit sucks.
I'm bored
I'll take these two calls.
To hell with me.
To hell with you.
To hell with hell.
I'm gonna be happy.

One of these days,
I'm gonna be happy.
One of these days,
I'm gonna piss all over myself laughing.
One of these days,
I'm gonna get the punchline.
One of these days,
I'm gonna be happy.